If a woman wants to have sex with a dog, that’s her right, its her body….if she wants to videotape it, she’s just a show off.
Judaism
No Jewish man is foolish enough to put his two cents in while only getting a penny for his thoughts in return.
It Takes a Village
It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes a child one match to burn the village to the fucking ground.
Compliments
Having thousands of women tell you you’re handsome is great, but every once in a while its just nice to hear it from a man.
A Fish Story
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but give a man a gun and he can steal all the fucking fish he wants.
Oh Scheisse!
Do unto others as you’d have them do unto you…means something entirely different in the German porn industry.
