You can lead a horse to water, but its not as lubricating as you might think.
If a strap-on is considered a toy, then what happened to my Voltron when I was six? Daddy?
Doing a non-sex role in a porno film is like paying a hooker to appraise your house.
Religion is about more than filling the empty holes in a young man’s life, its about praying to sweet jesus he keeps his goddam mouth shut afterwards.
If you ever take a job as a Man Friday in Thailand, make absolutely sure you know what a Man Friday in Thailand does.