It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes a child one match to burn the village to the fucking ground.
If the pen is mightier than the sword…then pencils are fucked in a land war.
Having thousands of women tell you you’re handsome is great, but every once in a while its just nice to hear it from a man.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but give a man a gun and he can steal all the fucking fish he wants.
Do unto others as you’d have them do unto you…means something entirely different in the German porn industry.
There’s a fine line between right and wrong…it’s call the taint.
Which came first? The masturbating chicken, or the egg?