2008 – Looking Back

You can lead a horse to water, but its not as lubricating as you might think.

Published in: on December 28, 2008 at 1:44 am  Leave a Comment  

Christmas Morning

If a strap-on is considered a toy, then what happened to my Voltron when I was six?  Daddy?

Published in: on December 23, 2008 at 1:56 am  Leave a Comment  

Porno Films

Doing a non-sex role in a porno film is like paying a hooker to appraise your house. 

Published in: on December 16, 2008 at 9:17 pm  Leave a Comment  

Silent Night, Holy Night

Religion is about more than filling the empty holes in a young man’s life, its about praying to sweet jesus he keeps his goddam mouth shut afterwards.

Published in: on December 11, 2008 at 7:48 pm  Leave a Comment  

My Man Friday

If you ever take a job as a Man Friday in Thailand, make absolutely sure you know what a Man Friday in Thailand does.

Published in: on December 11, 2008 at 12:36 am  Leave a Comment