It Takes a Village

It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes a child one match to burn the village to the fucking ground.

Published in: on November 15, 2008 at 7:12 pm  Leave a Comment  

Land Wars

If the pen is mightier than the sword…then pencils are fucked in a land war.

Published in: on November 13, 2008 at 5:57 pm  Leave a Comment  

Compliments

Having thousands of women tell you you’re handsome is great, but every once in a while its just nice to hear it from a man.

Published in: on November 13, 2008 at 12:48 am  Leave a Comment  

A Fish Story

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but give a man a gun and he can steal all the fucking fish he wants.

Published in: on November 12, 2008 at 7:15 pm  Leave a Comment  

Oh Scheisse!

Do unto others as you’d have them do unto you…means something entirely different in the German porn industry.

Published in: on November 11, 2008 at 6:27 pm  Leave a Comment  

Taints for the Memories

There’s a fine line between right and wrong…it’s call the taint.

Published in: on November 9, 2008 at 7:41 pm  Leave a Comment  

The Chicken or the Egg

Which came first?  The masturbating chicken, or the egg?

Published in: on November 8, 2008 at 1:50 am  Leave a Comment